Let's face facts, we're into the traditional beachgoing time of year. Our waters and beachs will be full of jet skiers vying for a place in the Darwin Awards, golden retrievers behaving as though they've eaten a fist full of amphetamines, and all manner of nitwits in on the water and afoot that could possibly be imagined. It's enough to make many of us consider either homicide, or fleeing to the hills.
We're going to have to deal with it. We know it's coming every year, and we know it's going to be worse each year, than it was before. Grousing about it won't help, and unless you've already got a trunk full of quick lime and a good shovel,
homicide will probably create it's own unique set of problems.
My best advice for dealing with the crowds is this: "go where they ain't." That means investing the time if you are a shoreangler to walk more than 300 yards from your car. Most folks will not leave that magic 300 yard area around their beloved vehicle, so a little hike in the sand will often give you the room you seek. Consider accessing those areas that are harder to reach. A kayak or canoe can make all the difference by giving you the entre to that lonesome sand bar, while the rest of the folks dunk their clams and do whatever else they do at the easy access point.
Fish when they ain't...many of the popular spots may be crowded at sunrise and sunset, but the night time can be the right time. Especially with the full moon this weekend, which will make it a lot easier to find your way around. Best advice: buy a headlamp, their cheap and come in very handy when you need to rig up. Also, remember that black flies work wonderfully under the full moon.
Keep a sense of humor when it comes to the crowds. Some of my best war stories involve the utter lunacy I've seen during the heat of the summer. Such as the time that the catboat cruised past me in Plymouth, out of the channel on the falling tide...I yelled at them to warn them and they waved their daquaris at me, then flipped me the bird...just as they struck ground hard. It took them some time to get up the nerve to ask for a tow...which didn't work.
What are your best stories of summer lunacy? How do you deal with the crowds? Discuss it in this thread on the Reel-Time Forum.