Early in the year accomplished flyrodder Peter McCarthy along with noted author Tom Gilmore and I found ourselves stretching to entertain ourselves on a cold windy day catching twinkie bass while dragging heavy sinking lines on the bottom. Yea, it was pretty lame, but the company was good and, as is usually the case when fishing with good guys, there were quite a few laughs. I found myself saying numerous times what I always say when I or someone on my boat catches an extremely small fish – “boy that’s a pretty fish”… or “aren’t these fish pretty” just like those knuckleheads on the Sunday morning fishing shows that are on before any human being should awake on a weekend, unless there was real fishing involved. Tom finally told me to shut up after the 10th time I said it, exclaiming that’s what all the guides tell their clients when they catch dinks. “I’ve caught trout bigger than this!” he said. I complied with Tom’s request, because I realize he was absolutely right. Peter then caught a fish that was a few inches over the 20-inch mark, which was better than anything we had taken all day, so I let slip “boy that’s a healthy fish,” thinking that this might be acceptable since it was the big fish of the day. I was ridiculed again… And rightly so I might add.
For all you folks who fish with guides regularly, you know what I’m getting at here. If your captain exclaims that you’ve caught a “pretty fish” then you should be ashamed. It’s a dink! If he/she says that you’ve caught a “healthy fish,” it’s a little better, but you should still hold your head down. Now… When you get a schoolie (25 to 28-inches) your guide will probably articulate that you’ve got a “nice fish”… Not so bad… And if you’ve taken it on a popper or on the flats you should be very happy with yourself. If you had to dredge for it, you might have to hang your head down again depending on your prowess and experience. Moving on to the term “good fish,” you have the right to show a little excitement if you here this from a guide, but not until you see the fish at the boat. Quite often a good fish turns out to be a dink that fights like Mike Tyson.
Now let’s discuss the “hog” criteria… If your guide says “Wow… that’s a hog!” You better hold on because you’re going for a ride. And if you’re guide starts screaming expletives, which most quite often do. Then you better make sure not to screw up because you have a fish in the 20-plus pound range on.
So there you have it. The official terminology and the accompanying criteria was all laid out on the table, exposed for all to see during that fateful day on the water. I am herby claiming these labels too be sincere and true and all guides and their subsequent anglers must use them accordingly. (In case you haven’t noticed yet, I haven’t slept much in the last few days)… Now the point of all this is that we’re using the phrase “hog” a lot and yelling expletives a lot, because there’s lots of big bass around! An unusual row of warm days in May coupled with low wind conditions has created some spectacular fishing across the board!!!
Now… Let’s get on to what’s what, who’s who and where’s where:
In Southern and Central New Jersey the striper flats fishing seems to be consistent and getting even better every day. The weakfish haven’t shown in the numbers expected, but some believe they’re just busy doing their spawning thing. Should pick back up soon. Things pretty much busted open in the New York Metro area as some pretty freaking big bass were caught in Raritan Bay, Sandy Hook and Breezy Point areas. Loads of spearing have come in and if you can get out early enough and get through the bluefish then you’re going to get them. Stripers, larger blues and weakfish have moved up into the Jamaica Bay flats and early morning poppers have been taking some “good fish” as well as a few “hogs.” The bunker guys continue to hammer them and I must admit that it can be sickening the way those guys kill fish. Buy moving on, the South Shore And North Shores of Western Long Island are doing their thing. Fish are beginning to move in in force out east and the flats are beinginning to show fish nicely.
Moor good weather this weekend. Bummed I have a wedding to attend in VA., but hey, what can you do. I will however live vicariously through your experience. So go fish!!!
(Disclaimer: Of course I’m kidding… Any fish in a flyrod is worth while!)