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SamRiley
02-21-2001, 02:02 PM
A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says,Yes! lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies, “ I did, they were in your tackle box.”

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Bob Parsons
02-26-2001, 04:16 PM
Reminds me of the woman that was sleeping with her husbands best friend when she answers the phone.

" It's Charlie my husband"

" Is he coming home soon?"

"Naw, he's having such a good time fishing with you, he's staying an extra day"