Love to Fish

[Bob Parsons]

A father calls his son to find out how his honeymoon is
going.
The son answers, "It's going great. Yesterday I went
fishing and I'm going fishing again today."
"But son," asks the father "Haven't you made love to
your wife yet?"
"Well Dad, she's got gonorrhea; and you know
how I love to fish."
"But son, there are other ways to have sex."
"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I
love to fish..."
"I understand but there are other ways."
"Yeah Dad, but she's got mouth rot; and you know how
I love to fish..."
"Why did you ever marry a girl like that?" the Dad
finally ask.
"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just
love to fish..."