rockfisherman
08-10-2001, 02:47 PM
Out in Montana, a warden is making his rounds when he spots a sports utility vehicle with out of state plates parked by the side of the road. The road overlooks a scenic valley with a trout stream, overgrown with those little willows they have out there. He stops and occasionally glimpses fly rods waving above the willows, casting line. He decides to wait until the occupants return to the vehicle.
After a while, 3 lovely ladies return, carrying fly rods. "Good day", the warden says. "Could I see your fishing licenses, please". One of the ladies replies, "Oh we don't have any." The warden says, "Then I am going to have to cite you for fishing without a license." The same lady protests, "But we weren't fishing." The warden (who didn't actually see them fishing), says, "Well, I am going to cite you, because you're carrying equipment."
Then the lady says, "OK, but I have to warn you, that when we get up in court, I am going to accuse you of rape."
"Rape! I haven't touched you! How can you say that???"
"Well, you're carrying equipment…."
After a while, 3 lovely ladies return, carrying fly rods. "Good day", the warden says. "Could I see your fishing licenses, please". One of the ladies replies, "Oh we don't have any." The warden says, "Then I am going to have to cite you for fishing without a license." The same lady protests, "But we weren't fishing." The warden (who didn't actually see them fishing), says, "Well, I am going to cite you, because you're carrying equipment."
Then the lady says, "OK, but I have to warn you, that when we get up in court, I am going to accuse you of rape."
"Rape! I haven't touched you! How can you say that???"
"Well, you're carrying equipment…."