rockfisherman
08-14-2001, 01:27 PM
The following was recently sent to me. I pass it along to the board without comment and also without my wife's knowledge:
•You can ride in a boat any time of the month.
•Boats don't have parents.
•You can share your boat with friends.
•If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a
muffler.
•If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.
•If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.
•Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
•Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.
•Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you
buy boat magazines.
•Boats don't care how many other boats you have.
•If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.
•You can have a beer while riding in your boat.
•You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your
boat.
•You don't deal with priests or blood tests when
registering your boat.
•If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to
apologize before you
can ride again.
•You can ride in your boat as much as you want and it
won't get sore.
•Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats
after you dump them.
•Boats always feel like going for a ride.
•Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
•Your boat never wants a night out alone with other
boats.
•Boats don't care if you're late.
•You don't have to take a shower before driving your
boat.
•It's always O.K. to use tie-downs on your boat.
•If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy
new parts.
•You can't get diseases from riding in other boats.
•Boats curves never sag.
•Boats last longer.
•Boats never get pregnant.
•You can control the speed and time of arrival.
•You can ride in a boat any time of the month.
•Boats don't have parents.
•You can share your boat with friends.
•If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a
muffler.
•If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.
•If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.
•Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
•Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.
•Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you
buy boat magazines.
•Boats don't care how many other boats you have.
•If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.
•You can have a beer while riding in your boat.
•You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your
boat.
•You don't deal with priests or blood tests when
registering your boat.
•If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to
apologize before you
can ride again.
•You can ride in your boat as much as you want and it
won't get sore.
•Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats
after you dump them.
•Boats always feel like going for a ride.
•Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
•Your boat never wants a night out alone with other
boats.
•Boats don't care if you're late.
•You don't have to take a shower before driving your
boat.
•It's always O.K. to use tie-downs on your boat.
•If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy
new parts.
•You can't get diseases from riding in other boats.
•Boats curves never sag.
•Boats last longer.
•Boats never get pregnant.
•You can control the speed and time of arrival.