Game Warden

[canewitch]

Around midnite, the game warden is checking the closed ponds and sees a guy with two buckets of trout walking up the path. He stops him and says, "Don't you know these ponds are closed? I'm going to have to take you in." The fisherman says,"You don't understand-these are my fish! Every night I take them down to the pond, drop them in, let them feed and then call them back into the buckets!" Warden says," What kind of an idiot do I look like?" Fisherman"Come on, I'll show you." So off they go to the pond and the fisher dumps the trout into the lake. After about 5 minutes the warden says," Ok, so call the fish." The fisher says" What fish?"

I told this on a hunting/fishing trip and one of the birders blinked and asked what happened to the fish....