So this Chinese guy walks into a fly shop with a parrot on his shoulder...

[rockfisherman]

So this Chinese guy walks into a fly shop with a parrot on his shoulder, and the shopkeeper says, "Wow, where did you get that?". And the parrot says, "China, there's loads of 'em there."

[SamRiley]

Should have seen that one comming. Very funny Paul :)