Hu's on First

[dondkim]

Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the
Communist Party in China.

Hu's on First

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinese Guy!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not, Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?:confused: :confused: :( :D :-%

[RJ]

Mrf. K,

i know you seldom drink, so I want to know what you were smoking?

Great chuckle! Thanks! See you Saturday!
:-% :-% --125-3
Right back atcha!

[dondkim]

RJ,

I bet you didn't know How Long is Chinese and How young is his father:D :D :D :p :-%

See you at Somerset

[Markymark]

His father is Sum Yung Guy--125-3

[dondkim]

I thought he was One Young Guy:-% :-% :-% :D

[Bob Parsons]

Isn't his uncle One Hung Low?

[dondkim]

Bob, you are right and his wife's name is One Quick Lick.:D :p :-%

[RJ]

Aren't they all related to Hue Flung Dung? The author of "The Spot on the Wall Chronicles!" She's married to that English writer Claude Balls. He wrote that great outdoor adventure "The Tigers Revenge!"

--126-3- --127-3- --127-3- :-%

[dondkim]

Bob, You should look into the following authors.

"Brown Spots On the Wall"
by Hu Flung Pu

"Hernia On The Yangtze"
By Won Hung Low

"The Chinese Paedophile"
By Fuk M Yung
:cool: :rolleyes: :confused: :-% :-%