al_Sahaf
04-15-2003, 04:30 PM
Good Afternoon. Since being put on "administrative leave" from my old job, I have joined the fishery lobby here in America. I was not captured by the Americans...I captured them! That I am here before you today is proof of that.
I would like to talk to you today about this new striper conservation group. They do not worry us. No, I am not scared, and neither should you be! We are not afraid of them. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid (dramatic pause) and they are condemned.
This group, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. They are about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. They are not worth an old shoe.
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place. Please, please! They are relying on what I call a desperate and stupid method. Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them.
The striper stocks are abundant! Too abundant! We must harvest them for their own good. My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all. Yes, our initial assessment is that they will all die. The stripers are most welcome. We will butcher them. Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them. But, be assured. The stocks are safe, protected. There is no overharvesting. Never! Let the infidels bask in their illusion. I triple guarantee you, there are no overharvesting of the stocks.
We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by their propaganda campaign and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those !@#$%s. They're not even close to winning. They are not in any place. They hold no place on the fishery councils, as we do. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.
Their failure in this regard is abysmal. They want to tell the world changes thought - as a matter of fact, they do not respect the world, they want to tell taxpayers and the domestic public to keep them deceived. We will embroil them, confuse them and keep them in the quagmire. They have begun to tell more lies so that they might continue with the perpetration of their crimes. May they be accursed. They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces. They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!
We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of damage we have inflicted. We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, that we will defeat them tomorrow.
Thank you.
Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf
I would like to talk to you today about this new striper conservation group. They do not worry us. No, I am not scared, and neither should you be! We are not afraid of them. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid (dramatic pause) and they are condemned.
This group, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. They are about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. They are not worth an old shoe.
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place. Please, please! They are relying on what I call a desperate and stupid method. Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them.
The striper stocks are abundant! Too abundant! We must harvest them for their own good. My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all. Yes, our initial assessment is that they will all die. The stripers are most welcome. We will butcher them. Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them. But, be assured. The stocks are safe, protected. There is no overharvesting. Never! Let the infidels bask in their illusion. I triple guarantee you, there are no overharvesting of the stocks.
We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by their propaganda campaign and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those !@#$%s. They're not even close to winning. They are not in any place. They hold no place on the fishery councils, as we do. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.
Their failure in this regard is abysmal. They want to tell the world changes thought - as a matter of fact, they do not respect the world, they want to tell taxpayers and the domestic public to keep them deceived. We will embroil them, confuse them and keep them in the quagmire. They have begun to tell more lies so that they might continue with the perpetration of their crimes. May they be accursed. They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces. They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!
We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of damage we have inflicted. We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, that we will defeat them tomorrow.
Thank you.
Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf