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al_Sahaf
04-15-2003, 04:30 PM
Good Afternoon. Since being put on "administrative leave" from my old job, I have joined the fishery lobby here in America. I was not captured by the Americans...I captured them! That I am here before you today is proof of that.

I would like to talk to you today about this new striper conservation group. They do not worry us. No, I am not scared, and neither should you be! We are not afraid of them. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid (dramatic pause) and they are condemned.

This group, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies. They are about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies! These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. They are not worth an old shoe.

I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place. Please, please! They are relying on what I call a desperate and stupid method. Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them.

The striper stocks are abundant! Too abundant! We must harvest them for their own good. My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all. Yes, our initial assessment is that they will all die. The stripers are most welcome. We will butcher them. Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them. But, be assured. The stocks are safe, protected. There is no overharvesting. Never! Let the infidels bask in their illusion. I triple guarantee you, there are no overharvesting of the stocks.

We are in control. They are in a state of hysteria. Losers, they think that by their propaganda campaign and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those !@#$%s. They're not even close to winning. They are not in any place. They hold no place on the fishery councils, as we do. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion.

Their failure in this regard is abysmal. They want to tell the world changes thought - as a matter of fact, they do not respect the world, they want to tell taxpayers and the domestic public to keep them deceived. We will embroil them, confuse them and keep them in the quagmire. They have begun to tell more lies so that they might continue with the perpetration of their crimes. May they be accursed. They are like a snake and we are going to cut it in pieces. They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them!

We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of damage we have inflicted. We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, that we will defeat them tomorrow.

Thank you.

Mohammed Saeed al Sahaf

capemike88
04-15-2003, 05:28 PM
That's no proof.

SaltyBoy
04-15-2003, 05:33 PM
what is this?

capemike88
04-15-2003, 05:35 PM
What the %&$@ is this doing in a fishing forum? Take some of the other words out and maybe people would take it a little more seriously. Those pictures should be removed from this sight, the one of the lieing comumications minister I mean, that guy makes me sick.

lol

Bob Parsons
04-15-2003, 05:36 PM
Careful what I ask for. lol.

Asked for a different approach and I got it.:)
I'll move this to the humor forum by noon tomorrow. All replies should be in the same venue. Be nice

RJ
04-15-2003, 06:05 PM
Holy fishsticks, Batman, did you see that Warthog hit that ugly guy with the beret? He looked like he was trying to tell us something!

I wonder if CMP was flying that bird? He was flippin mad the last time he spoke to that character! Do you think it was him that shat that fella?

There's somethin fishy going on here! We better warm up some MRE's couse company is coming! I can feel it in my adnoids!

Do you think that guy was french? He's got one of those beanie hats like them frenchmen wear. Did you hear that The French Mustard Company issued a statement yesterday.

They told everyone that they are not french and their mustard isn't produced in france! The stated that it is made in Rochester, NY and the only thing their mustard and the french have in common is that they are both yellow!


--125-3 bonvoyage, y'all!

bluewatr
04-15-2003, 06:45 PM
You said you would provide more information. What do you mean by more? I have not seen any thus far ("we, they, them")... Bla bla bla....

Brianf27
04-15-2003, 07:27 PM
This is a forum, not a courtroom or a hearing. The post may be silly but, it is an 'artistic' expression. I vote it stays. I don't recall George Bush trying to get Dana Carvey off of Saturday Night Live for his impersonations. If a commercial striperfishermen posted would you backshelve their posts also? I would hope not. I am all for gamefish status, and all for freedom of speech.
One definition of a forum:
3 a : a public meeting or lecture involving audience discussion b : a program (as on radio or television) involving discussion of a problem usually by several authorities

bunker
04-15-2003, 07:56 PM
Why Dats the silliest thing I eva hoid! You can tell its been a LOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGG winter!:-%

capemike88
04-15-2003, 07:59 PM
Long, cold, and wet, we have had 4 lax games cancelled so far, we haven't even had a game yet! We had one cancelled today to! Wet fields my %$#, explain why you can practice on a field, with lines, and not be able to play on it the same day. Ok, that was a bit off subject...

Mark Cahill
04-16-2003, 08:38 AM
I guess it was to be expected.

RIBill
04-16-2003, 08:54 AM
I second Mark's vote. The post is definitely artful and injects a bit of good humor into the debate.
:-%

CMP
04-16-2003, 09:12 AM
I thought it was pretty damn funny...

CMP

PeteV
04-16-2003, 10:33 AM
Not too shabby... a nice change up to get some attention to the hearrings... and the worst part is that it stings of a little truth...sighhhh

al_Sahaf
04-16-2003, 11:53 AM
A little truth? Ha! Lying is forbidden in Iraq. You think you can silence the truth by burying the truth in unread message forums. I must now inform you that you are too far from reality...

Bob Parsons
04-16-2003, 12:20 PM
I did leave a redirect so all the world can follow you Alli in your never ending quest to bring the truth to the infidels.

you are too far from reality...
I know, this has been true since I was too small to step over a pile of camel dung.

capemike88
04-16-2003, 03:46 PM
Wow......Just wow...

Onshore
04-16-2003, 05:56 PM
MN

Onshore
04-18-2003, 06:16 PM
Muhammed Al-Sahhaf at The Death Star

flygal
04-19-2003, 06:35 PM
odd-looking stripers in that net!

al_Sahaf
04-21-2003, 01:15 PM
One word...Bycatch... ;)