TomHughes
08-07-2003, 12:18 PM
Re: Websters New Nautical Dictionary, 2003 Edition
2 foot’it ous n 1: the need to have a boat 2 foot longer than the boat you now have 2: a infectious disease that can spread swiftly larger than 2 feet
Cause:
1) Attending boat shows
2) Checking out the new boats on the floor
3) Talking to a knowledgeable salesperson
4) Returning to the boat for a 2nd & 3rd look
Medicine for the Cure:
1) While dining at her favorite restaurant and at just the right moment, discuss your disease with your loved one
2) Advise her of your pain, your need for quick relief, and the remedy
3) When she lovingly takes your hand and says ‘I hope you feel better soon’, it’s time to move on to the next and very important steps in the cure
4) Get the funds to cure yourself of this very risky disease before it spreads into 3, 4, or 6 FootItous
5) Step 4 consists of selling your boat now on hand http://www.twinveeboats.com/prev_owned.htm
Cure:
1) Cruising on the Chesapeake Bay just before the sun comes up in a new 22’ Twin Vee Power Cat
NOTE: The Cause and Cure have some flexibility, but the Medicine is always the same!
2 foot’it ous n 1: the need to have a boat 2 foot longer than the boat you now have 2: a infectious disease that can spread swiftly larger than 2 feet
Cause:
1) Attending boat shows
2) Checking out the new boats on the floor
3) Talking to a knowledgeable salesperson
4) Returning to the boat for a 2nd & 3rd look
Medicine for the Cure:
1) While dining at her favorite restaurant and at just the right moment, discuss your disease with your loved one
2) Advise her of your pain, your need for quick relief, and the remedy
3) When she lovingly takes your hand and says ‘I hope you feel better soon’, it’s time to move on to the next and very important steps in the cure
4) Get the funds to cure yourself of this very risky disease before it spreads into 3, 4, or 6 FootItous
5) Step 4 consists of selling your boat now on hand http://www.twinveeboats.com/prev_owned.htm
Cure:
1) Cruising on the Chesapeake Bay just before the sun comes up in a new 22’ Twin Vee Power Cat
NOTE: The Cause and Cure have some flexibility, but the Medicine is always the same!