dondkim
12-03-2003, 10:56 PM
Christian One Liners
Many folks want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes
come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't
belong.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in
conclusion."
the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it
has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why
should you?
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
make which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing
Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as
much as committees.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers
fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the
Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us
You can tell how big a person is by what it
takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
:-% :-% --125-3
Many folks want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes
come close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the
road, and the back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door
forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't
belong.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in
conclusion."
the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it
has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why
should you?
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it
make which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing
Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as
much as committees.
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers
fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the
Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where
the Grace of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message, the message changes us
You can tell how big a person is by what it
takes to discourage him.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
:-% :-% --125-3