Brilliant idea

[bones]

I've noticed and increase in browsing the Humor section in the past few days. Guess cabin fever is getting to all of us, specially ya'll up there where everything is frozen. We need something to help pass the time to keep us off Prozac and alcohol before Spring fishin' begins.

How about a Best Joke contest?

In a specified window of time jokes can be submitted, ........figure out how to vote on the submitted jokes,......maybe the moderators of the various forums can each pick their 2 or 3 favorites and decide a winner...........or the members of Reel-Time can vote on the 1)funniest, 2) most clever, and 3)dumbest or something of that nature. Winners get a free something of their choice from the Cool Stuff Store.

What say?

[dondkim]

I will certainly win the prize.:-% :-% --125-3

[bones]

Oh contrer, Pierre!

I have some great blonde giggles that will wet your britches!

Buster! You're gonna need a Maytag!

[Pauper Piscator]

My apologies to those RTimers of the Democratic persuasion.

Why can't Hillary Clinton Catch Mad Cow disease?

Cuz she's a pig.
:D

Think about it... PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton in 08 (If not 04 if Dean and Leiberman don't get their act together)

Could Happen. Scary.

[dondkim]

Originally posted by Pauper Piscator
My apologies to those RTimers of the Democratic persuasion.

Why can't Hillary Clinton Catch Mad Cow disease?

Cuz she's a pig.
:D

Think about it... PRESIDENT Hillary Clinton in 08 (If not 04 if Dean and Leiberman don't get their act together)

Could Happen. Scary.

If she becomes the president all the democrats will be immune from mad cow disease. I think senators from RI and others like Olympia Snow, McCain etc. may get half disease. I am afraid that most republicans will suffer at least four years from mad cow disease.

We have to make a choise either we elect Hillary and have only 1/2 of the population suffer from mad cow disease or elect George W and have all citizens suffer.

:confused: :confused: :-%

[RedHeadKevin]

Two Canadians, Pierre and Gordie, rent a boat to do some fishing. They drop in their hooks, and BAM! they're pulling in fish after fish after fish. After a few hours of this, completely exhausted, Pierre turns to Gordie and says "We oughta mark this spot, for next time, eh." So Gordie pulls out his fishing knife and carves a big "X" in the gunwale of the boat. Pierre says "you must be an idiot, eh...........How do you know we'll get the same boat?"