bones
01-15-2004, 04:31 PM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats just behind the bench right on the fifty yard line. Afterward, the guy inquired of his girlfriend how she enjoyed the experience.
"Oh. I really liked it," she replied enthusiastically. "'Specially those really tight pants and all those big muscles,.............but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, the boyfriend stood in silence, gazing into emptyness. Wondering what in the world was going through her mind he finally asked "What on earth are you talking about?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and for the rest of the game they all kept screaming "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
"Oh. I really liked it," she replied enthusiastically. "'Specially those really tight pants and all those big muscles,.............but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, the boyfriend stood in silence, gazing into emptyness. Wondering what in the world was going through her mind he finally asked "What on earth are you talking about?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and for the rest of the game they all kept screaming "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"