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Skunk Buster
02-18-2004, 10:11 AM
A man was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No, friend, I ain't got none of them, no. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yup. Every night I take these here fish down to de bayou and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back inta this here ice chest and I take 'em home." (#$119)
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth my friend. I'll show you. It really works."
"Ok, I've GOT to see this!"
The man poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" Said the man.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?" --127-3-

Don't try this at home.