bones
03-11-2004, 11:14 AM
The husband had just finished reading the best seller, Man of the House .
He then stormed into the kitchen, walking directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger into her face he proclaimed "From now on you will understand that I am the master of this house and my word is the law!!
"Tonite you will prepare a gourmet meal for me, and when I am finished with it I expect an excellent dessert, served with a fine Port wine.
Afterwards, you will draw my bath.............and fetch one of my favorite Cuban cigars from the humidor......I will want it lit for me to enjoy with my bath. And when I am finished with my bath, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied..............
"The funeral director."
He then stormed into the kitchen, walking directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger into her face he proclaimed "From now on you will understand that I am the master of this house and my word is the law!!
"Tonite you will prepare a gourmet meal for me, and when I am finished with it I expect an excellent dessert, served with a fine Port wine.
Afterwards, you will draw my bath.............and fetch one of my favorite Cuban cigars from the humidor......I will want it lit for me to enjoy with my bath. And when I am finished with my bath, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?
The wife replied..............
"The funeral director."