AlderBrookFarm
03-26-2004, 07:55 AM
An old man was fishing alone in his boat and heard a small voice say "Pick me up." He figured he was hearing things and continued to fish but he heard the voice again "Pick me up!" He began to look around in the direction of the voice and saw a frog floating next to his boat. "Pick me up and kiss me and I will turn in to a beautiful woman and fulfill all of your wildest desires and fantasies" the frog said. The old man figured he was going nuts and hesitated so the frog asked him what he was waiting for. The old man looked around to make sure no one was watching him and picked up the frog. The frog said "Great, now kiss me so I can turn into a beatiful woman and begin to fulfill your dreams and fantasies."The old man looked at the frog and tucked her in to his shirt pocket. The frog was dumbfounded and said "Didn't you hear me! I said if you kiss me I will turn in to a beautiful woman and fulfill your wildest dreams and fantasies." The old man looked down in to his pocket and said to the frog..."At my age honey I'ld rather have a talking frog."