Lets hear some blonde jokes!

[stingray]

Why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean?
Cause they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Whats blonde black blonde black...
A naked blonde doing cartwheels

[Soundking]

what do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you??......RUN that crazy b**** has a grenade in her mouth!!! :-%

[bluefishercat]

Blonde walking down the street with two dogs, a guy comes up and says "those are nice looking dogs what's their names?"
The blonde says "that ones Timex and the other is Rolex"
Hmm the guy says "odd names for dogs"
Blonde "Duh can't you see they are watchdogs?" --127-3-

[crashfromboston]

how can you tell a blonde has been working at your computer, ?

there is white out on the monitor..

why do blondes always buy brand new bottles of medicine?

because the safety label says do not use if seal is broken...

[Mark Dougherty]

So this blonde walks into a fly shop and see a banana peel on the floor....

and says "Oh NO !!! Not again"........ :-%