Priorities in life

[outnumbered]

As we age our priorities change:

The other day I came home and was greeted by the wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up" she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
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So, I tied her up and went fishing.

[bones]

Did you tie her to the lawn mower or to the vacuum cleaner?

[north coast]

Now that was precious (LOL)