bones
04-27-2005, 11:37 AM
A blonde was driving home from work and was caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents so the next day she took it to a repair shop owned by her uncle. The uncle was always a jovial character and decided to have a little fun with his niece. He told her the damage was minimal and to go home and simply blow into the tailpipe really hard and all the dents would pop right out.
"Simple enough!' she said.
She went home and got onto her hands and knees and blew really hard into the tailpipe.
Nothing happened, so she blew a little harder and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, walked in and and asked "What on earth are you doing?"
The first blonde explained how her uncle had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe to pop out the dents.
The roomate rolled her eyes and said............
"Uh-h-h, like, hello-oh! You need to roll the windows up first!"
Her car was covered with dents so the next day she took it to a repair shop owned by her uncle. The uncle was always a jovial character and decided to have a little fun with his niece. He told her the damage was minimal and to go home and simply blow into the tailpipe really hard and all the dents would pop right out.
"Simple enough!' she said.
She went home and got onto her hands and knees and blew really hard into the tailpipe.
Nothing happened, so she blew a little harder and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, walked in and and asked "What on earth are you doing?"
The first blonde explained how her uncle had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe to pop out the dents.
The roomate rolled her eyes and said............
"Uh-h-h, like, hello-oh! You need to roll the windows up first!"