More chuck norris jokes

[stingray]

Soundking,

what would Chuck, I mean, Mr. Norris do?

[Soundking]

Soundking,

what would Chuck, I mean, Mr. Norris do?

depends on a few things....Based upon the situation mostly. He'll be there if he can get out of court. In case you didn't know, he is suing NBC for copyright infringement. Law and Order are the names of his left and right legs, respectively.

If some fool tried to walk through without a ticket, Chuck Norris would probably just stare at him and evaporate him that way.

If some fool tried to walk through with a ticket, Chuck Norris would give him a roundhouse kick to the skull killing him instantly, because only Chuck Norris sells tickets.

It's like that time Chuck Norris brought the still-born baby lamb to the set of Walker. He rubbed his beard against it to bring it back to life. The whole crew was amazed and touched by his kindness. Then, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the lamb and killed it, turned to the crew and said "The Good Chuck giveth, and The Good Chuck taketh away"

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With the Super Bowl just around the corner, I just thought I'd add this one in:

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.