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08-13-2006, 02:26 PM
A husband and wife were having an anniversary dinner at a nice restaurant when the wife poses a question:

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you re-marry?"

Husband: "Definitely not."

Wife: "Why not. Don't you like being married?"

Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why would you not re-marry?"

Husband: "OK. OK. I'd get re-married again."

Wife: " You would?" (hurt look on her face)

Husband: (makes an audible groan)

Wife: "Would you live in our house with her?"

Husband: Sure. It's a great house."

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: "Probably. It's almost new."

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with her's?"

Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

Husband: "NO, I'm sure she would want her own."

Wife: "Would she use my rods and reels?"

Husband: "No. She is left handed."

Wife: --Silence--

Husband: --Groan--

Bob Parsons
08-13-2006, 03:56 PM
My wife and I are both having a good laugh.