reeltime or penthouse forum reports?

[sandyclam]

These metro nyc reports read like the guy who writes
penthouse forum letters wrote all of them. They all were
written by the same person. At least pretend they are
different people. And be accurate.

[tartansailor]

Now, now, be nice.
The whole idea is to have fun.
How about an original contribution of
say esoteric literature on fishing instead
of a downer.I'm sure we would all appreciate
a few good one liners.

signed, pensive in Pennsylvania.

[captainmac]

Dear, Mr. Clam Chum or Sandy Clam, or whatever you call yourself. I would suggest you spend a little less time reading Penthouse Forum and submit a report of your own. The coordinator’s address can be found on the NY/NJ fishwire. Obviously people fishing in the same general area are going to have similar reports, and accuracy is a matter of those submitting the reports. As a person who fishes that area I can vouch for their accuracy. Odds are you're upset because others are catching fish in NYC area and you’re not. I’m truly sorry for your frustration.

[bluefishercat]

I thought all those stories were true.