Out between Vancouver Is. and the Olympic peninsula there is a conflict between Canadian and US salmon
regs - Canadian limit is 4, US is 2 per day...
One day, this angler comes back to the dock in Sekiu WA USA with three salmon. The warden sees this and
says "I'm gonna have to write you up for having too many fish". The angler says "one is a Canadian fish",
to whit the warden says "we'll see about that!" and begins to prod his index finger into the anus of the
first salmon. "US" he proclaims as he picks up the next salmon. "Canadian... no US!", reaching with messy
fingers for the third one... which he beings to probe. After a painful moment for all involved, he shouts
"this is a US fish - you're under arrest!" The fisherman pleads the fifth in order to protect his rights.
When the warden says "where are you from?" the fisherman drops his drawers and bends over.
Juro