A guy and his wife are swimming together in the bay. At some point, the wife disappears from view and never returns to the surface. The police are called and divers come in to begin searching for the body. The next day, a cop comes to the guy's house. "Mr. Smith," he says, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. But, I 've also got some good news, and some other really good news."
"What's the bad news?" the guy asks.
"The divers found your wife at the bottom of the bay," the cop says, "She's dead."
"Dead? So what's the good news?"
"When they pulled her up, she had a dozen lobsters hanging off of her."
The guy is in shock. "And what's the really good news?"
The cop grins. "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."