A game warden and his new son-in-law were out fishing on a remote southern pond one Sunday afternoon.
As they sat there drifting in the wardens small boat it became apparent that both the fishing and the conversation was going painfully slow.
Eventually the son-in-law reached into his tackle box and produced two fine cigars, which he promptly lit.
After passing one of the cigars to the warden,he reached back into his tackle box and produced a stick of TNT, which he casually touched to the end of his cigar and tossed it over the side.
Within seconds a THUNDEROUS explosion of water, weeds and fish rained down on them.
Totaly shocked the game warden started yelling about "how he didn't care who's son-in-law he was." "Your going to go to jail for this anyway!!"
With that the younger man grinned and produced another stick of TNT and again lit it on his ciger.
Calmly he tossed the sizzling stick of TNT into the Wardens lap and drauled " You gonna sit there bitch'n or you gonna fish too?"