I got a great deal on a vacation package to Yugoslavia later this month, and plan to spend a lot of time fishing. Anyone care to share their best spots with me?
Can you guys also tell me what rod is best, what reel to use, what patterns to tie, what beer to drink, what chewing tobacco to use, and what underwear is best for this time of year?
And while we're at it, who makes the best waders, the best boat, the best fishing pliers, the best leaders, the best hooks, the best feathers, the best thread, and the best nippers?
And where can I get one of those cool lights that you wear on your head, and one of those fishing caps with the bill about a foot long?
And while I'm here, can you guys help straighten out my cast? I'd like to get about ninety-feet, even in a good head wind.
And should I use pogies or live eels? And how do I put them on the hook?
And what are the best bait shops there?
Which hand should I cast with?
Do I need a license? How much does it cost? Where do I buy it?
Should I bring my kayak? And who makes the best kayak?
Does anyone know the size and bag limits? What are the fish police like there?
Where can I catch my own live bait, and how do I do it?
Should I bring a stripping basket? And by the way, who makes the best stripping basket?
What's a, " Rip?" How do you wade? Do you start with your left foot or right foot?
Can anyone tell me how to say, " Where are the fish?" in Yugoslavian?
Have I forgotten anything?
Thanks,
Fish Brains