This isn't an origional, so I'm a bit disappointed that I can't claim it as my own, but here it goes anyway................
Reel-Time, Salt Water Journal of Flyfishing: THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HIS FLY.
Put that on a t-shirt with a striper surfacing in the background with a clouser stuck in his mouth and I'll buy 2!
-John-