Best I could come up with today:
( Under illustration of fly,) " Got Salt?"
" A rip runs through it."
" The most fun you can have with your waders on!"
" I bass, therefore I am."
" Take me to the backing!"
" Fish Head"
" Salt, Fish, Feathers"
" I don't recall giving Miss Lewinsky any gifts."
" Fly Fishing: It's cheaper than Viagra!"
It's getting late, I better quit before I get too goofy.
Jay