Hey Tom,
I haven't heard from you in such a long time. Are you mad at me? Well anyway, I was just wondering if I could come to North Carolina with you guys. I don't know anything about NC, but it would be such a fun time even if we didn't catch any albies. We could stay up late and tell jokes all night. Call me soon to let me know what you think
Love, your best friend in the whole wide world,
-Miles Whyte
P.S. - Think of me when you're stripping