Well Jay,
If in fact you ARE a XXL, you won't be needing TWO guys to hold me down. I CAN run like hell when required, though I'd be slowed down by my chum bucket and beer cooler.
However, in the interest of open mindedness (<word?) and worldly experience, I'm willing to digress a bit. Do you have a size medium salty fly rod? (Please, don't tell any of my beer drinking buddies! Ugh.....)
Now, you've got more than a month to tie me a few mackeral and pogie chunk imitating flies.
-John-