Hey! No fair! "Time Management," which I slaved over in draft form for 10 years and shopped around to hundreds of BBS's before Reel Time decided to take a chance on an unknown posting, was lost in the Great Archive Crash of '98! I will be staging a protest on the front steps of the Academy! I never win anything! This is the closest I'll ever come! I told a little boy in the hospital that I was going to win this award for him! I already have my refusal speech written and booked an oppressed member of society to turn down the award for me! Boooooo! Hisssss!
Losing sorely,
JS
P.S. ;)