Cloth beer cooler? I'll have you know it was ripstop nylon and gortex, which looked a darn sight better than that lil' laundry basket you lost. Jeez, with all that high-tech-waterproof-Everest-tested-beverage-cooling technology around your waist, it must've been a bit ironic when you opened your fly box and reached for the Jersey big-hair fly. What was it, the IROC pattern?
Man, that still kills me...Let's do it again, brother.
Derrick